I hate hiring

We are looking to hire a new personal trainer. As it is summer and Vancouver practically shuts down, it is already an exercise in patience.

 

However, today I got a resume from an university educated young person letting me know that (s)he specializes in the female and male body composition.

 

I am almost tempted to not only decline politely (we do answer all applicants regardless if they make it to an interview) but also ask what body composition (s)he does not do and why not.